App Agua...

Ja..ja....Look! .. The app says that I am the most abundant water source in 1000 Km around!  he.. he..

Nada Personal

-It's nothing personal Tom ..

-I know you have no sympathy for me ...

-That is not true!..

-You have always ignored me ..

-What do you mean?

- Yes, disguise now.

-I do not know what are you talking about..

-I'm sure you volunteered to liquidate me.

-You are a paranoid! ..

-Ha ha ... You're not professional ... You let yourself be guided by emotions ...

-I'm going to ...

-Bang! .. ja..ja ... What are you waiting for?

-Go! .. Get out of here

-Ha ... Really?

-Leave before I repent! ..

-Ok ... I owe you one ...

-Deep down you're a good guy ... A good-natured ... Oh ... I think I screwed up ...

BANG !!!!

Presunto Asesino

-Stop there, you're arrested!
-Hey? Why?
-By presumed murderer!
-I have not killed anyone!
-But you thought to do it ...
-How did you know?
-Because the murderer always visits the crime scene before committing it!
-Shit! I'm innocent!
-Yes, you have to be innocent, to let them catch you so foolishly...
-Dammit!

Para llevar...

You can wrap me some cuts to take them, if you're so kind...

Fakir Games

You can not wait for it to dry?

Vampire Beach

Let people rest in peace, Victor!
I have finished uncle ...

Y los Chicos?

- Hi John, what do you know about guys? I have not heard from them in a while ...

-Lou, disappeared ...

- Well!.. and Toni?

- They found him dismembered up in a suitcase ...

- Shit!..  By Fredo I do not ask you anymore ...

-Yes, better, I do not want to have to explain the details ...

-Talk about something else... Maria and the children, they must have grown a lot.

"Deads!  At home... riddleds!.. In my own house Frank! ..

-Fuck!? I'm so sorry John... and ... and your John? How are you?..  John? .. John ?!!

- Agh!!..

Feliz Navidad Joe!

Merry Christmas guys! There are no wafer tubes?
Merry Christmas Joe !!
Yes, to make you a vent, do not you? ... Ja..ja..Very cunning ...
I had to try it...
Maybe I appear in New Year's Eve ... Je..je ..
Wait, we add the turron and the marzipan ...