Naufring

 

 

 

Bon 2026!!!

 

Feliz 2025!!!

 

Rolling Stones

 

Golpe Perfecto

                                       I'm thinking of committing a perfect heist..You in?

                                                               Sorry, I work alone..

                                     Thats what it's about, so I don't have to do anything...

                                                                      Perfect!

 

Encuentro Interestelar

  

           

   -Horacio! It's been ages since I last saw you! Where are you kid?!!
   -Fermin!!! What joy! You see.. I barely get out of my black hole...
   -We have to meet one day and organize a big bang or something strong!
-In Quantum be possible! You have to take advantage, that life is two days...

         

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Up Fakir!

 

 

La dieta de Ernesto

-How do you get so skinny?

-I follow Ernesto’s diet..

-Ernesto? But, if he doesn’t stop gulping!

-Yes.. It’s incredible! The guy does not waste a crumb!

...

               
                  - How's it going Jimi?  What a job.. Now you take care of taking Lucius for a walk?
                  - Hi Mike, the worst thing is having to pick everything up with the bag...

           Honey, do you have toothpast..!!!

                  Shit! .. My Husband !!

Ha! I was sure no one would look here!

Merienda Zen

Joke inspired by my friend from Toonpool "Zenf" here you can see his amazing cartoons:
 https://www.toonpool.com/artists/zenundsenf_7523

-Master,where is the light?

-That lunched you today?

-Tea and cookies.

-Cookies!! And has not he invited me?

-I have not thought.

-It is not necessary to think! It has to go out spontaneously!!

-True!

-Sure!!

                                                              

App Agua...

Ja..ja....Look! .. The app says that I am the most abundant water source in 1000 Km around!  he.. he..

Nada Personal

-It's nothing personal Tom ..

-I know you have no sympathy for me ...

-That is not true!..

-You have always ignored me ..

-What do you mean?

- Yes, disguise now.

-I do not know what are you talking about..

-I'm sure you volunteered to liquidate me.

-You are a paranoid! ..

-Ha ha ... You're not professional ... You let yourself be guided by emotions ...

-I'm going to ...

-Bang! .. ja..ja ... What are you waiting for?

-Go! .. Get out of here

-Ha ... Really?

-Leave before I repent! ..

-Ok ... I owe you one ...

-Deep down you're a good guy ... A good-natured ... Oh ... I think I screwed up ...

BANG !!!!