viernes, 10 de mayo de 2024

Golpe Perfecto

                                       I'm thinking of committing a perfect heist..You in?
                                                               Sorry, I work alone..
                                     Thats what it's about, so I don't have to do anything...
                                                                      Perfect!

 

sábado, 12 de agosto de 2023

Encuentro Interestelar

  

           


   -Horacio! It's been ages since I last saw you! Where are you kid?!!
   -Fermin!!! What joy! You see.. I barely get out of my black hole...
   -We have to meet one day and organize a big bang or something strong!
-In Quantum be possible! You have to take advantage, that life is two days...
         

 
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sábado, 4 de febrero de 2023

La dieta de Ernesto

-How do you get so skinny?

-I follow Ernesto’s diet..

-Ernesto? But, if he doesn’t stop gulping!

-Yes.. It’s incredible! The guy does not waste a crumb!

martes, 28 de enero de 2020

               
                  - How's it going Jimi?  What a job.. Now you take care of taking Lucius for a walk?
                  - Hi Mike, the worst thing is having to pick everything up with the bag...

domingo, 24 de noviembre de 2019

           Honey, do you have toothpast..!!!

                  Shit! .. My Husband !!

lunes, 1 de abril de 2019

Merienda Zen

Joke inspired by my friend from Toonpool "Zenf" here you can see his amazing cartoons:
 https://www.toonpool.com/artists/zenundsenf_7523
-Master,where is the light?
-That lunched you today?
-Tea and cookies.
-Cookies!! And has not he invited me?
-I have not thought.
-It is not necessary to think! It has to go out spontaneously!!
-True!
-Sure!!